WEEK 6 - The Bachelorette 2013 (Desiree)

During the Spain episode which aired Monday, July 1, Des ended up sending three guys home in which were absolutely the wrong choices!

Date #1 Drew - Walking the streets of Barcelona, Drew tells some serious story about his dad who was a recovering alcoholic that now has cancer.  

Everything was pretty serious until in the middle of dinner, Drew just gets up and says, “Let’s go.”  He takes Des to some deserted ally or some shit and just starts making out with her.  Desiree tells the camera that she sees Drew in a totally different light now… and that she had an orgasm (probably).  After getting the rose and a nice drink from Des squirting, Drew felt safe enough to tell her about the conversation he overheard on the last group date where James said if things don't work out with Des, he wonders what the odds are of becoming the next bachelor.  

Group Date – The guys have to play against Desiree’s team of girls… which means the whole time we have to hear about how macho they are and how they’re going to win because they’re men.  If I were Des, I would have sent them all home for being ignorant assholes. And also if I were Des, I’d probably shove all kinds of things into my vagina just to say that I did it like a wooden spoon, sticks from the yard, a dog’s nose, etc.   Obviously the women were professionals and kicked the guys’ asses.

Later, Des pulls Chris aside and just listening to their banter makes me really lean toward Chris winning this whole thing.  Then Des pulls out a poem that she wrote about Chris which only proves that she’s been thinking about him when he’s not around.  The poem wasn't terrible either.

Meanwhile, Michael, Kasey, and Chris confront James which was fucking stupid because obviously all James did was have a logical conversation about "what if" and the guys are too fucking stupid to understand it.  Kasey just seems like a piece of shit.  He tells the camera that James is irrational for getting defensive and he’s just trying to protect the one he cares about.  What a puss.  Michael seems very angry to me.  We first saw it when he threw Ben under the bus and now he's lashing out at James when he didn't even hear anything from James' mouth personally.  Des doesn't hand out the group date rose cause she wants to spend her time talking to James.  

After the two talk, Des leaves conflicted because she trusts the douche bags who told her about James, and she trusts James too.  Back at the house the guys are gloating about how there's no way he's staying after all of this and then James walks in and says two words, "Gentlemen, goodnight."  Fantastic.  Later James talks to Drew and Drew also beats up on James because he can't understand why James would even think of "what if."  Drew is just as retarded as angry-Michael and Kasey-the-douche.  This is such a non-issue.

Date #2 Shirtless Zak - The couple take an art class with a nude male model.  Naturally, Zak takes his clothes off too.  Unfortunately for him, Des just bursts out into laughter.  She probably should have just fucked him right there.  They drew each other and Zak's drawing of Des looked like a Satanic porcelain doll.  Later at dinner in some cave or some shit, we learn a little more about Zak.  I wasn't a fan before this date and I still think he looks goofy as hell, but he does seem like someone that'll be her best friend... which could be good or bad.

Cut to the rose ceremony and she actually sends James home.  This is such horseshit.  He got bullied for no reason.  I just don't get how fucking stupid these guys are.  They show Juan Pablo's goodbye and I'm left hoping that he's the next bachelor. They don't even show Kasey's goodbye probably because he's a douche.

Sent home: Kasey the douche, Juan Pablo, James

Who's left?