WEEK 4 - The Bachelor 2013 (Sean)

Date #1: Selma

Sean takes Selma rock climbing in some desert or some shit. Selma naturally hates heights and heat.  After dinner in a white trash trailer park, Selma explains why she can’t kiss him and it’s because she’s Muslim and worships Satan or something. Sean acts like this is a turn on but let’s be honest, she can’t last if he’s Mr. Family and her mom didn’t want her to be on the show.  

 Group Date:

Roller derby plans go awry when Amanda takes a spill.  Sean is concerned when he learns she may have hurt her jaw because this obviously puts a damper on future oral endeavors.

  

Date #2: Leslie H.

Leslie H. is completely disgusting looking.  I mentally tuned out to their entire date.  She makes me want to vomit.  Fortunately, he didn’t find a romantic connection and sent her home.

  

Before the rose ceremony:

The girls coined the nickname for Tierra which was just fantastic. -Tierrible

  

Who’s left:

1. AshLee F.
2. Jackie, fuck-me eyes
3. Selma
4. Daniella,
5. Catherine
6. Robyn, the black chick
7. Tierra the Tierrible
8. Desiree
9. Sarah, the amputee

10.  Lesley M.

11.  Lindsay, smoking hot

Sent Home

1. Lesley H.
2. Amanda 

Next week The Bachelor will be on Monday AND Tuesday.