Week 2 of The Bachelor starts off once again with Sean with his shirt off. No surprises here. This is the first week where Sean starts the single and group dates.
Date #1: Sarah the amputee
Sean picks Sarah up in true Bachelor fashion with a helicopter. Sarah gives the camera some monologue about how everything is falling into place and she’s ready to fall in love… and it’s only date number 1. She is also still talking about how she only has one hand. Sean takes her to the top of some building or some shit they free fall 300 feet. I think Sarah looks and sounds like she’s stoned 24/7. Very slow speech and droopy eyes. Sarah expresses how she’s only had one serious relationship and I think that speaks volumes. Sean obviously gave her a rose to avoid public backlash because of her mental and physical condition. They shared a kiss that looked awkward at best. It’s nice that Sean’s nice to retarded people.
Group Date:
Sean takes 13 broads to a a sexy photo shoot for “Harlequin Romance Novels”. Lesley M. gets the first kiss and she’s showing the most amazing midriff. Tierra steals the second kiss of the day and also starts getting blasted by the other chicks. Kristy’s dance scene moves on Sean caught the photographer’s attention which won her a three-cover deal. She is a professional model so although I shouldn’t be surprised, she is not remotely attractive. They retire to a pool party and Sean expresses interest in Lesley M. She steals him away for a second time to kiss him. Good move. She should have stolen him for a third time for a handy. Katie feels out of her element and decides to go home. When telling Sean, he doesn’t ask her to stay which I found funny. Kacie B. gets the rose.
Date #2: Desiree
Any Bachelor fan will remember when Sean pulled a prank on Emily Maynard during their home date visits which left the single mom thinking he was a major slob living at home with his parents. This time, Sean let Desiree believe they were visiting a museum with very pricey art. At one point Desiree is left alone in the room and the “most expensive” piece falls to the floor and shatters. Later that night, Sean pretends to cook the steak that most likely some producer cooked. He tells Desiree that she has everything he’s looking for, like a vagina and breasts or something. I’d hate to make a prediction this early, but she might make it to the final two.
Before the rose ceremony:
Amanda turns out to be the freak of the night by ignoring everyone. Robyn questions whether or not Sean is even attracted to black females. Is anyone else fascinated by how the black chick talks about how she’s black and the amputee talks about how she’s an amputee?
Who’s left:
- AshLee F., Professional Organizer
- Jackie, Cosmetics Consultant
- Selma, Real Estate Developer
- Lesley H., Poker Dealer
- Daniella, Commercial Casting Associate
- Taryn, Health Club Manager
- Catherine, Graphic Designer
- Robyn, the black chick
- Tierra, Leasing Consultant
- Amanda, Fit Model
- Desiree, Bridal Stylist
- Sarah, the amputee – saved on the first date
- Lesley M, Political Consultant
- Kristy, Model
- Lindsay, Substitute Teacher
- Kacie B. from Ben’s season – Saved on the group date
Sent Home
- Brooke, Community Organizer
- Diana, mother of two
- Katie, Yoga Instructor – left on her own
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