WEEK 5 - The Bachelor 2014 (Juan Pablo)

On Feb. 3, The Bachelor took Juan Pablo and the remaining 11 broads from South Korea to Vietnam.  Fun fact: My dad killed people over there in the '60s.  You can read all about it in his book called OnPoint - A Rifleman's Year in the Boonies: Vietnam 1967-1968.

Date #1 Renee - Juan Pablo takes the 32 year old single mom out to the shitty streets of some atrocious city in Vietnam.  Once again, they're forced to walk around these random shops and try not to get killed.  They did do some cute shit though like going to a dress store for Renee to get measured for a custom-made dress, which means we get to see some woman handle her breasts, and they picked out gifts for their children.  Renee is obsessed with the fact that she hasn't kissed him but he still refuses because he's thinking of her son's reaction.  She gets the rose.

Group Date - The group date card arrived for Sharleen, Chelsie, Kat, Cassandra, Claire, Kelly, Alli, Danielle, and Andi, leaving Nikki for the one-on-one date.  In the morning, the chicks met Juan Pablo out along the water and hopped into small bamboo boats to float around in. Clare didn't have a partner, so she shared Juan Pablo’s boat, and the two made-out which pissed everyone off.  They all later had to do their own Vietnamese farming and then eat the shit they picked which had to have been terrible.

Later that night, Juan Pablo immediately took Clare away, and the two ended up at his suite, swimming in the pool.  The others are pissed but it's not entirely Clare's fault.  Juan Pablo is a dick.  

Sharleen and Juan Pablo spent their time down on the beach talking and once again, making-out, and you know how I feel about when they make out...

Juan Pablo also took Andi down to the beach and made out with her before offering Clare the rose.  Clare didn’t want the night to end, so at 4 a.m., she told the house chicks that she was going to bed and made her way back to Juan Pablo’s suite to ask him to swim in the “warm ocean” with her.  I have no idea why they had bathing suites on.  Definitely not as sexual as Ben and Courtney from a few seasons ago.

Date #2 Nurse Nikki - Juan Pablo makes Nikki rappel down the side of a cliff in order to get to the cave below, because he's a cock fuck.  Nikki was scared to death but he makes her anyway.  She tries her best to relate this to her relationship by saying it's a lot like falling in love in that you're trusting the other person, and you also have very little control.  Later at dinner Nikki wears the sexiest little black dress ever and she gets the rose, probably because she's so fuckable.

Juan Pablo told the women he was sending three of them home the moment the Cocktail Party started and then wondered why everyone was so quiet.  Renee finally got her first kiss and maybe now she can stop talking about it.  Clare told Juan Pablo no one knew she snuck out the other night, and Juan Pablo told her it was a little weird for him because he was still getting to know everyone, but “what happened happened already.” He also said he didn’t want his daughter to see what happened and Clare burst into tears.  She said it wasn't her intention to disrespect his daughter.  She just wanted to fuck.

The biggest shock was when Juan Pablo took Sharleen to his room.  "Should we be up here, so far away from the other girls?" she asked.  Juan Pablo replied, "My intentions were to be fair to all of the girls, but all I can think about is holding you."  The couple sat on the bed together having the best of conversation interrupted only by the pizza they had delivered.  After eating a few slices on the bed they decided to turn on a movie and lay together with their legs intertwined.  However their attention was never focused on the TV for long.  The way Juan Pablo caressed Sharleen's arms as they held each other quickly made her lose focus.  He leaned in to kiss her as he's done countless times before, but this time felt different.  He placed his hand just below her cheek and gently kissed her soft lips.  He pulled away to see her eyes clenched so tight only to "come to" and open them revealing Juan Pablo's gorgeous face gazing back at her.  All of a sudden he whispers, "I can't take it anymore" and forcefully makes out with Sharleen.  Her eyes clenched once again but this time with her eyebrows raised in surprise of his sudden burst of passion.  He grabs the bottom of her shirt and lifts it over her head.  His kisses move from her mouth down to her neck and just below her ear while he undoes her bra.  Chills make their way down the left side of her body.  Sharleen feels his strong hands wrapped around her while his kisses move to her shoulder.  She pushes him away long enough to rip his shirt off and the two begin passionately making out again, this time with Sharleen's hands running down Juan Pablo's chest.  He feels her palms glide across his skin as her fingertips retrace.  She begins to unbutton his pants and he can't stop thinking about how happy he is that he bailed on the other girls.  Sharleen reaches his rock hard cock and she doesn't waste any time.  She takes him into her mouth and Juan Pablo can feel the head of his cock on the back of her throat.  Juan Pablo doesn't let this go on for long though.  This night is about her.  He pushes Sharleen to the bed and rips her pants off while kissing her perfect breasts.  His mouth makes it's way down her body til he reaches below her belly button.  He pauses and changes course.  He begins to tease by gently kissing up her thighs and right up to the spot she's silently begging for.  He hovers over it temporarily til she can feel his hot breath directly onto her pussy which makes her muscles tighten up in frustration.  Juan Pablo makes his way back and without any more hesitation, his tongue firmly presses against her clit and Sharleen lets out an incredible sigh.  He continues to make circles with his tongue and grabs her hands.  Her fingers intertwined with his clench tight, then loose, then tight again while he tastes her.  The feel of her bare legs spread before him is only making him harder so he abruptly stops and rises to his knees.  Sharleen's closed eyes open to reveal Juan Pablo holding his hard cock against her pussy.  She feels the head glide up and down and she can't take it anymore.  She grabs him firmly and forces him inside her.  They collectively let out a gasp as he enters her for the first time which is followed by uncontrolled moaning.  Juan Pablo is slow and gentle at first.  With every slow and soft thrust they gaze into each other's eyes staring with intensity.  Juan Pablo's hand slowly make's it's way to Sharleen's clit while he picks up speed and quickly gets her close to orgasm. 

Then all of a sudden he stops.  Everything.  Her eyes open again in shock and he says, "You're not allowed to cum yet."  He then goes down on her once more but the feel of his soft lips wrapped around hers is enough to make her cum.  He continues for no longer than 10 seconds before she erupts.  With one hand holding hers and the other using one finger inside her, Juan Pablo's head is crushed by her thighs as she climaxes harder than she ever has before.  Her legs spasm out of control while he continues to lick her softly and gently with slow circles.  He isn't stopping and she gets no rest.  The orgasm seems like it'll never end and he's enjoying watching her random convulsions. 

After Sharleen realizes where she is, she gets up and rolls Juan Pablo onto his back.  She climbs on top and firmly guides his cock back into her soft pussy.  The sight of her body on top of him makes Juan Pablo crazy.  Her breasts perfectly move as she moves up and down his shaft.  She rides him until his moans become louder... then she stops.  Everything.  He opens his eyes and Sharleen says, "It's not fun when someone stops what they're doing is it!"  She pulls his cock out of her, moves down and wraps her wet lips around it.  Juan Pablo exclaims in a loud exhale, "It wasn't fun at first, but I'm quickly changing my mind!" Sharleen continues to completely clean her pussy off of his dick with her eager mouth.  With her hand on the base, Sharleen pulls her head away to allow her hand to glide up and down his wet shaft in a twisting motion around the head every time she comes up.  She quickly climbs back on top and firmly guides his member right back into her awaiting pussy and continues fucking him faster than ever.  The way she slides back and forth brings Juan Pablo to the edge.  She continues to ride until he says "I'm gonna cum.  We never talked about where I'm supposed to cum."  Sharleen gets off and says, "In my mouth" and her warm mouth invites him back in.  Juan Pablo explodes and she swallows every drop while stroking the base of his cock and gently massages his balls. 

The two lay on the bed completely satisfied and then Juan Pablo begins to massage Sharleen's entire body.  "You're not even real" utters Sharleen.  "Oh I assure you," Juan Pablo responds, "I am very real and I plan on spending this entire night pleasing you." Juan Pablo turns his massage into kissing her body and he makes his way down once again.  Their night of ecstasy lasted for hours and Juan Pablo did exactly what he promised.  After Sharleen's 9th orgasm, Juan Pablo began to go back down for number 10 when he heard Sharleen squeak out, "My vagina is dead.  I am dead." and she completely passes out.

The next morning, the couple got dressed and before leaving the hotel room, Sharleen lay on top of Juan Pablo.  She just stared into his eyes.  She couldn't hold it in any longer.  She's been biting her tongue for too long.  She tells him, "I've felt this for weeks and it's unnatural to stop myself from saying it out loud and I'm not going to do that anymore... I love you."  Juan Pablo's face turns serious.  His eyebrows crinkle as his eyes gaze back with intensity.  He hesitates, not from uncertainty but because he wants to completely soak in what she just said and the unfeigned way she said it.  He takes no more time and while holding her head in his hands, he whispers back, "I love you too."

Sent Home - Kelly, Danielle, and Alli.  It was no surprise that they were let go because we barely knew of them.  However, Juan Pablo cried while sending them home which was shocking.  He's totally fucked in the upcoming weeks.