Tuesday, June 12, 2012

WEEK 5 - The Bachelorette 2012 (Emily)


Date #1: Sean
Dinner in some London prison or some shit.  He gets the rose.
  
Group Date
The guys had to do a Shakespeare play.  Travis comes off well in Emily’s eyes cause he’s goofy and that’s what she’s looking for in a father for Ricky.  Emily is also more attracted to Arie after seeing him dress like a woman…  Kalon is the one that called Ricky “baggage.”  The best line of the entire show was when he tried to interject when Emily confronted him and she says, “I love to hear you talk but not until I’m done.  I learned that from you.”  Thanks to Kalon, Emily is now questioning the guys’ as well as her own motives.  
  
Date #2: Jeff
The date begins with a dinner etiquette lesson which drives both Emily and Jeff crazy.  They leave in the middle of it.  When they have dinner in the eye of London, Jeff says all the right things and seems more genuine than anyone else in the house if you ask me.  “Emily takes my breath away. I like the girl that she is.  I like the mom that she is.  I like just the person that she is and I feel like Emily gives me the feeling that people write fairy tails about.”  I mean, come on!  Awesome.
  
Before the Rose Ceremony
I don’t recall anything outstanding happening before the ceremony other than Emily still questioning the guys after the Kalon incident. 
  
Who's left?
  1. Ryan, Pro Sports Trainer
  2. Jeff, Entrepreneur/CEO of a Bottled Water company - safe from group date
  3. Arie, Race Car Driver
  4. Sean, Mr. Faith is important to me
  5. Doug, Father - safe from Date #1
  6. Chris, Corporate Sales Director
  7. John "Wolf", Data Destruction Specialist - safe from Date #2 
  8. Travis, Advertising Sales Rep

Voted off: 
Kalon, helicopter douche – told to get the fuck out for calling Emily’s daughter baggage
Alejandro, Mushroom Farmer – rose ceremony – And who cares.  We never got to know him anyway.
  
Preditions:
Ryan will have to be booted off soon.  He is just a scum bag.  The final 3 will be Arie, Jeff, and Sean.  If Jeff does not win, I hope he's the next bachelore.  He's the only genuin normal everyday guy in the bunch.

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