WEEK 3 - The Bachelorette 2012 (Emily)

Date #1: Chris, Corporate Sales Director

Climb the building to dinner, then dance to a shitty country band who rhymes words like “boom boom” and “Mhmm mhmm.”  Emily is nervous that Chris is only 25 years old, but she’s totally wet for him.  Sure enough, she gives him the rose.

Group Date

Emily ambushes the guys with her friends and their relationship questions.  Ryan, Pro Sports Trainer tells Emily that she better not get fat after they get married which was honestly, confusing.  Sean Insurance Agent, and Doug Charity Director/Realtor & father impressed the girls the most.  Doug tells Emily one of the most heart wrenching stories ever about his father who died and how he grew up which impressed Emily.  Sean is playing off this whole, “my family is about faith” card which is annoying and brainless. Tony, Lumber Trader & father was sent home cause he missed his son. Emily gave the rose to Sean for living up to expectations, whatever that means.

Date #2: Arie, Race Car Driver

Dollywood – Emily was literally shocked to see Dolly Parton… in Dollywood.  How the hell she didn’t see that coming is beyond me.  I was hoping she was have taken Arie to a racetrack.  But anyway, at dinner, he said all the right things and seems genuine.  He got the rose.  Emily said that Arie reminds her of her daughter’s dad and that was the best relationship she’s ever had so it gives her nervous positive feelings.

Before the Rose Ceremony

Kalon, the helicopter douche, talks with Emily one on one and in the middle of the conversations he says“I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK, BUT I WISH YOU’D LET ME FINISH.”  Travis, the ostrich egg douche, finally “set Shelly free” and smashed the egg.  I still would have sent him home.  Stupid. Alessandro uses the wrong word, “COMPROMISE,” to describe being with Emily’s child.  I don’t think he meant to use that word, but he’s too stupid to think of another one.  Emily sends him home.  Good riddance. Arie and Sean end up making out with her.

Who's left?

1. Kalon, helicopter douche
2. Ryan, Pro Sports Trainer
3. Charlie, Recruiter
4. Jeff, Entrepreneur/CEO of a Bottled Water company
5. Arie, Race Car Driver - safe from one-on-one date
6. Sean, Mr. Faith is important to me - safe from group date
7. Doug, Father
8. Chris, Corporate Sales Director - safe from one-on-one date
9. Nate, Accountant
10. John "Wolf", Data Destruction Specialist 
11. Travis, Advertising Sales Rep
12. Michael, long hair guy
13. Alejandro, Mushroom Farmer

Voted off: 

Tony, Lumber Trader/Father – sent home to be with his kid

Alessandro, Grain Merchant – sent home cause Emily having a kid was a “compromise.”

Stevie, Party MC – rose ceremony

Share your thoughts regarding week 3!  My top two haven't changed since the first week.  I'm sticking with Jeff, Skater and Arie, Race Car Driver!  Although, Sean, Mr. faith is important to me, is creeping his way in there.